Setting:  A smallish patch of dirt by a makeshift stadium in a somewhat uneventful part of the town Dunedin in New Zealand.  To the left can be seen the beginnings of a large expanse of forest.  It looks relatively dull.  Especially when compared to Las Vegas.  Not quite so dull when compared with a plate. 

Enter the great Sninchooni, a relatively evil-looking dude.  The great Sninchooni, who likes to be called Sninny, listens to N*SYNC in the shower, (when HE is in the shower, not when they are) is a die-hard poker fan, and is the only person in the world who watches dart tournaments on TV.  The great Sninchooni cackles in such a way that only an evil super-villain from a pointless TV show can, and sprinkles blue crunchy stuff on the ground, then, with a rather over-done twirl, vanishes in a puff of rice bubbles. 

Enter Gumboot, (a cricket -the insect-  fan who likes to eat food using straws instead of cutlery) accompanied by an undergrown bunyip called Fleeb (who has no description).  Gumboot looks around hesitantly.  It has come to the realisation of this character that the story doesnt actually keep going much after this point, and therefore any character who has entered may have some trouble ahead.  It is well known that if a character is left onstage and the story ends, said character is morphed into a headless thing, and sent to a place called Canberra.  The thing they are doesnt really matter; the point is that they dont have a headthat kind of sucks.  This is why at the end of plays the word exeunt is written to clear the stage, and at the end of movies and TV shows there are credits (giving actors time to abandon ship). 

Suddenly, and without much warning, (save that everyone on stage has a copy of the complete script, and are therefore not surprised) a two-foot long carrot fell from the sky, and landed in the blue crunchy stuff that the great Sninchooni had put on the ground.  It sizzled for a while, then, in a flash of greeny-blue sparkly smoke, the carrot transformed into an elephant.  Just as Gumboot was about to shock the world by saying something both profound and significant, the story ended.